Hold on, let me get my dollar.

The blog title doesn’t make sense, I know, but let me just explain the story behind it. For the past couple of days at my lunch, there’s been this kid who has been always trying to show someone a magic trick but has had no success since he would gather round a huge crowd, and then the teachers would get all paranoid thinking a fight was going to break loose thus breaking up the magic trick. Therefore, showing his “magic” trick has had no avail. I had no idea, at first why people would stand around this kid, but half of the entire cafeteria would go up and watch him perform whatever trick he’s been trying to do for the past three weeks.

Today, though, the teachers finally allowed him to carry on with the actual trick part. And let me tell you, I’ve never seen a magic trick like this before in my life.

What he does, is he has someone hold a pencil for him. Then he takes a dollar bill and folds it in half. Then, the Harry Houdini gods come upon him and he takes the dollar folded in half and breaks the pencil in half with half a dollar. It’s amazing. He did it like 10 times in a row because the people at the cafeteria wanted to try to find out how he did it but no-one knows.

So, my friend and I having nothing better to do-well, actually we did, we both had to study, but who would study when you could talk about a guy who breaks pencils with half a dollar?-started talking about this. Somehow we got onto the subject of what would ever happen if he ever got into a fist fight with someone. We realized that he could use his dollar skills in a fist fight. My friend (acting as him) said, “Hold on, let me get my dollar.” And that he could chop up anyone’s arm as long as he had a dollar with him.

Oh, yeah my school has people who use dollar bills as their weapon. [: